Xmas Glam Bang

Well the fairy lights are sparkling
And it sets our minds a-harking
To the days when Slade and Wizzard ruled the waves
And we love Mariah Carey
But I think it's kinda scary
That the charts are broke and there's nothing left to save

Never mind the ballads
They're just a poisoned chalice, oh
Santa, do a Fonz on the jukebox, yeah

Christmas Glam just makes you feel alive
No more work, get loose and have a jive
It's a time we need for giving
Remember what we're missing, oh
Xmas glam bang 45s

Your shirt is stained with gravy
But you're dancing with your baby
And the mistletoe is crowned upon her head
Whoa, whoa, oh
Your Grandma's filled her belly
And the kids are watching telly
And your uncle's fast asleep dressed as SuperTed, yeah

You head out to a party
The songs are far too arty, oh
Santa, do a Fonz on the jukebox, yeah

Christmas Glam just makes you feel alive
No more work, get loose and have a jive
It's a time we need for giving
And kissing under the mistletoe
Xmas glam bang 45s

Oh
You think this day should last all year
There's no need to shed a tear
On New Year's Eve we're gonna
Get back together, baby
And do it all over again

Because Christmas Glam just makes you feel alive
No more work, get loose and have a jive
It's the time we need forgiving
Remember who is missing, oh
Those glam songs bring 'em back to life
Xmas glam bang, spin those 45s
And party like it's 1945
Glam at Christmas brings them back to life

Cos no one gives a toss
At Christmas