SPSS

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, your new bid is the bomb
I said, young man, yours is second to none
There's only one machine to sweep
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have overtime

It's fun to work at the SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
They have everything for you clerks to enjoy
You can hang out with mailhandler boys

It's fun to work at the SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
You don't have to prep Green
You can have a good mail
You don't have to cut many seals

Young man, can you make postal paks
I said, young man, can you dispatch in time
I said, young man, can you make a whole bunch
Cause you got to learn this one thing

Yum, Yum can you eat by yourself
I said Yum, Yum, it's a donut galore
We just buy there, it's open all the time
It's a twenty four hours a day

It's fun to work at the SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
You don't key all day
You just scan everyday
You dispatch all your OND

It's fun to work at the SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
You don't key all day
You just scan everyday
You dispatch all your OND

Young man, I was once in your shoes
I said, I was wearing old K-Mart shoes
I felt no man cared if I were alive
I had gout and bunions every night

That's when someone came up to me
And said, young man, take a bid up the street
There's a place there called the SPSS
They can start you back on your way

It's fun to work at the SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
They have everything for you clerks to enjoy
You can hang out with mailhandler boys
It's fun to work at the SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
You don't have to prep Green
You can have a good mail
You don't have to cut many seals

SPSS
It's fun to work at the SPSS
You don't key all day
You just scan everyday
You dispatch all your OND