Shark Attack

This is to everyone who's ever, like, yelled at kids while driving
It could be moaning, screaming or just flat out unholy bird calls
But, you know, no matter what category you're in
This song, it's about you
When I am driving
I find it pretty thriving
To see kids in the street
And they don't want to retreat
Unaware to what I'm doing
For my plan is slowly brewing
I roll down my window
But this time, it's different though
'Cause I, I, I, I,

Hit a kid, hit a kid, hit a kid, hit a kid
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
Not again, Not again, Not again, Not again
Hit a kid, hit a kid, hit a kid, hit a kid
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
Not again, Not again, Not again, Not again

So I smile with glee
As they look over at me
I don't know what I've done
Which was in the long run, pretty dumb
So I chuckle and drive away
As I just ruined their day
As I reface the road
Something just doesn't bode
I slowly hit the brakes
As I see my first mistake
I realized what I did
I just had hit a kid
But I have a thought
If I drive now, I won't be caught
So I hit the gas
Drive away so very fast

Hit and run, hit and run, hit and run, hit and run,
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
Fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit
Hit and run, hit and run, hit and run, hit and run,
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
Fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit

Oh god, I just hit a kid!
Not again, not again!
Oh shit!
This is the third time this month, and I just paid off my last DUI!
Oh shit! Drive, Karen!
Drive, drive motherfucker!
Goddamnit, drive!
What the fuck?
Not again, you stupid bitch!

I crawl from my car
I'm covered in so many scars
Tears well in my eyes
'Cause I just hit some random guy
I begin to limp away
Hoping to forget this day
But the sirens begin to wail
Signaling that I have failed

Hit a guy, hit a guy, hit a guy, hit a guy
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
DUI, DUI, DUI, DUI
Hit a guy, hit a guy, hit a guy, hit a guy
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
DUI, DUI, DUI, DUI

What are my fucking parents going to say?
Oh god, what the fuck!
Oh shit!
No, what the hell?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh god no, what the hell!
I need to stop drinking tequila, and snorting crack!
This is going on my permanent record!
I'll never get an Emmy now!
No!