First World Problems

I don't have to struggle like y'all
Got 4 degrees and I'm 6 feet tall
Like really 6 feet though
Not like 181 on the dating profiles
And no I didn't come from the bottom but
Listen up for a minute before you write me off
I know you think a rapping lawyer's soft
But the rap game's got it all wrong
Let me speak on some first world problems

Problems so bad even money can't solve em
First world problems
Problems in the hood that make life less than awesome
And you're tryna tell me things are bad in Compton
First world problems

Gotta get up early now to catch the train to work
I mean sure it's peaceful and the crime rates non-existent in the suburbs
But I'm sitting next to strangers for almost an hour
I mean, that's a 2 hour round trip right
That's a problem
Same as some internal flights
And I know I got a job as a lawyer and I'm paid well for it but I could've been chillin on a plane right now
With a bag full of nuts and an air hostess in the back like wow
That'd be good huh
But instead I'm on the train with a used up condom
First world Problems

Problems so bad even money can't solve em
First world problems
Problems in the hood that make life less than awesome
And you're tryna tell me things are bad in Compton
First world problems

Tried to make a list to erase your doubts
But I was writing with a pen and my ink ran out
So I walked 5 minutes to the nearest mall
And then I had to wait in line just to get some more
But now they charge 15c for bags
And I wasn't having that so I used my hands
Then I only had one hand to eat Doritos
Looking at my feet and my socks got holes
They messed up the salsa dorito ratio
Realised I'm missing my favorite show
Try to call my house but they put me on hold
My signal's breaking up cos my phone is old
Okay not really old it's the iPhone X
But every time I buy one they release the next
And now it's like it's obsolete, I can't compete
With all my friends, they laugh at me
And nobody blesses me when I sneeze
That is just plain rude I am a sensitive dude
First world problems



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Writer(s): Jonathan Pitt
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