Diamond Hands, I Like the Stock

I am not a financial advisor
This is not financial advice
Do not invest more than you are willing to lose
Investing in public securities is extremely risky

I'm a dirty ape so don't listen to me
I don't know shit about anything
I eat crayons for breakfast, dinner and lunch
I risk tendies on double Ds not on a hunch
I'm a retail investor not the cream of the crop
I did my research and I bought gamestop
Instead of robbing the rich to give to the poor
You smacked me down like a two bit where

I got diamond hands and I'm going to the moon
H.O.D.L. Maybach soon
Hold on tight cuz we're going for a ride
Watch GME rise and fall with the tide
Play your ladder games I'm gonna buy the dip
Use the diamond hands to fly my rocket ship
Hear the kitty roar listen close to what he tell you
Hold GME it's got deep fucking value

I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value
I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value
I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value

Hey man, I know that you're better than me in every way but can you keep it down while You're banging my wife? I'm trying to make a damn phone call

Thank you for calling gamestop, how can I help you?

Uh, hi. I'd like to talk about what I should do with your stock

Hold please

I got diamond hands and I'm going to the moon
H.O.D.L. Maybach soon
Hold on tight cuz we're going for a ride
Watch GME rise and fall with the tide
Play your ladder games I'm gonna buy the dip
Use the diamond hands to fly my rocket ship
Hear the kitty roar listen close to what he tell you
Hold GME it's got deep fucking value

I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value
I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value
I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value
I like the stock
It's got deep ducking value

3... 2. 1... zero. we have lift-off

The eagle has landed

That was one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind

I am not a cat



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