Hallmark Kinda Love

OK cupid, I'm ready for a match
The tinder is too hot and our time's growing cold and old for me
OK cupid, you say there are plenty of fish in the sea
But I've stumbled and bumbled and not found any harmony

I need a Hallmark kind of love
I want to fall into his arms
I want a Hallmark kind of love
Like literally fall off a ladder into his arms
I want a cheesy, breezy, always pleasing Hallmark kind of love

At Christmas time we'll have so much fun
We'll wrap some presents and when we're done
We'll pick out a tree from the lot
We'll sip great big mugs of chocolate that is hot
He'll get whipped cream on his nose
We'll throw snowballs and never get cold

We'll have a Hallmark kind of love
The kind that makes you feel like you've won first prize
Ya, a Hallmark kind of love
At the festival where you entered your apple pie
We'll have a cheesy, breezy, always pleasing, never sleazy
Hallmark kind of love

He could be an author
He could be a chef
He could be a cowboy
Named Jeff
He could own a vineyard
He could even be royalty
I wouldn't mind it if he were like a prince from some country I've never heard of
Only I didn't know it when I first met him on the streets of New York
But there are two things he could never be
Some finance guy who only wants to show me off to his boss
Or an attorney
You know, the kind of guy who's always on his phone... Oh no, no no

I need a Hallmark kind of love
The feeling you get when you save your home town
Ya, a Hallmark kind of love
No, the developers couldn't tear it down

I want a Hallmark kind of love
I want to fall into his arms
Ya, a Hallmark kind of love
Like literally fall off a ladder into his arms

It's a cheesy, breezy, always pleasing, never sleazy, so dang easy
Hallmark Kinda Love