Sucks Being Sober

I could write 17 songs in a day
No one's gon' care a bit 'bout what I say
They're always gonna ask what my job is
Probably 'cause I dropped out of college

Couple kids from my town already got hitched
I still got daddy issues I ain't fixed
Think, "I'm gonna drink all my money"
Why they all look at me funny?

So pour me another
One for my brother
And two for my parents
I know they can't stand this

I hate the world, no, it just ain't for me
9-to-5, no, it's just so boring
People always telling me things
I just wanna do my own thing
The happiest I've been's at a party
Wasted with my friends, and why not?
We die, then it's over
Sucks being sober

Let me just take a sec' for my best friends
Kelsey and Amy, thank God we're not dead
Stealing street signs in your two-door
Still the same nights that I live for (mm-hmm)

Everyone's worried 'bout where we'll all be
In 50 years, I'll be here singing off-key
Faded as my jeans and I'm messed up
Chasing all my dreams with a red cup

So pour me another
One for my brother
And two for my parents
I know they can't stand this

I hate the world, no, it just ain't for me
9-to-5, no, it's just so boring
People always telling me things
I just wanna do my own thing
The happiest I've been's at a party
Wasted with my friends, and why not?
We die, then it's over
Sucks being sober

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh-I
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh-I
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh-I
We die, then it's over
Sucks being sober

Truth is, one day
All these wasted nights will
Turn to Mondays
And we'll be somewhere else with
New friends and old ways
A little hungover, but we're fine
But all I know for now is

I hate the world, no, it just ain't for me
9-to-5, no, it's just so boring
People always telling me things
I just wanna do my own thing
The happiest I've been's at a party
Wasted with my friends, and why not?
We die, then it's over
Sucks being sober (woo!)

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh-I
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh-I
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh-I
We die, then it's over
Sucks being sober

It's autotune
Oh, now it's out of tune
Okay, I think we have it, no?
I kinda like it
That's a wrap