If You So Hard

If you so hard, den just name your baby Houston
If you so hard, why they took your bands like Future
If you so hard, why you scared that they gon' shoot ya
If you so hard, why you leave town like western union, yea
If you a big dog, why you act just like a poodle
Shit outta line, they ain't measure with no ruler
When I suck she wine, cause she know I keep it cooler
She gave me her brain, man I thought she was a tutor

All A's at Morehouse, tell them folks better not play with me
But I ain't no actor, I'm so real life, don't call me Spike Lee
I feel like a star going to the top, shoulda named me Christmas Tree
I told her that you my main girl but don't call me Dupree
Told her I'm feeling you girl like a M-A-S-S-A-G-E
She said "boy I like your accent", girl I'm from DC
I be so fresh like I left the cleaners like I was A-C-E
Playing 'round with the alphabet, cause can't no nigga see me, yea

You give a nigga a inch, and they take New Jersey turnpike
My bruvas with me, wish a nigga would, want smoke with all the termites
It's the only thing that won't judge, so I just talk to this mic
You prolly thought I was 23, the way that I talk to this mic
But I'm only 19, why the fuck I'm going through all this strife
Tryna snatch up all my dreams, just like a thief in the night
I drip in Alexander McQueen, but you know I still rock the nikes
Thought I had the girl of my dreams, but she called that shit a night

When it come to the paper I'll never lose it, can't call me no teacher
Last Chance U was on the screen, cause we used to be in the bleachers
That's my Lil Baby and I'm her man, but I am not no preacher
And my favorite player is 35, but I am not slim reaper

Off White my converse, nah you can't tell me these regular sneakers
I went vegan but I met her parents, so I said "nice to meet ya"
She say she believe in me, but 'ion know if I believe her
And I been wanting franklins so bad that I wish I met Aritha