I Hate Horror Movies

I hate horror movies
I hate horror movies

You can try to tell me all day
That it's just a morality play
But I'm just not wired that way
I can't get far enough away to laugh

But I can get down with suspense
Even when the timing is intense
I just can't abide a splattered wall
Even though I know it's ketchup it makes my heart stall

I hate horror movies
I hate horror movies

Just as soon as someone does something kind
They are definitely next in line
I know lots of good people who don't mind at all

Every cabin, every love nest
Every child whose hair is a mess
Isn't there a single clown left
In the world who is not some kind of monster

I try to think of where the problem lies
I wasn't properly desensitized
I'd rather spend my evening watching flies
Doing what lovers do

Though it's not a real carcass
I can't handle it regardless
But if that's your kind of catharsis
I can live and let you watch it die

But If I wanna get terrified
All I gotta do is go outside
So you can keep your made up psychos
I see real ones all the time

I try to think of where the problem lies
I wasn't properly desensitized
I'd rather spend my evening watching flies
Doing what lovers do

I hate horror movies



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Writer(s): Django Haskins
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