Above the Air

I will now take a moment to explain the context of this song.
As you can hear this stupid guitar loop made via MIDI this is the
point of the song where a text-to-speech
program mutters mad nonsense about the world ending.
All you have to do to make this stupid speech sound
much more epic is just add a bit of reverb into the file.
And then all you have to do is just write up a speech that
would make no sense to the point that it makes everyone cringe.
The most popular version of this technique is where people write a
speech about how aliens are experimenting
on humans to transform them into abominations.
This nonsensical imagination that these psychopaths have just goes to
show you how we have lost all faith in humanity,
as every tech death band has this stupid narrative all the time.
Now let's get to work.

(solo 1: WintermintP)

This is where you speak of everybody dying in turpentine
It's too overdone that you never know it's rundown
Nobody can keep it clandestine

Now that we're all quarantined we can talk about that, yes?
Now that we're all starving to death we could talk about that, yes?

We don't have to look far to realise
that we all got stories of tragic end
It's too overdone that you never know it's rundown
Nobody can keep it end to end

Now that we're all stuck here we could talk about that, yes?
Now that we're all grieving in tears we could talk about that, yes?

Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I made this walk of shame only to
Soon we see the light at the other side
Just clear my name
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I crossed this path of flame only to
We're almost home, just brace for the waterslide
Just clear the hate
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I cleared this jungle of lame only to
This song gets parodied from far and wide
Just clear the blame
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I crossed this path of flame only to
We're almost home, just brace for the waterslide
Just clear the hate

Writing these songs isn't really that hard
When you're talking of gunning and killing that son of a biscuit
You just got a little bit of horror
Stuff to sprinkle it in and run some ad shlitz
.505, hit it with a headshot
And now go talk about how it ends
Everybody falls to their deaths, tech death in a nutshell
That's the weekend
Every song is pretty much the same
All about the
Alien testing upon human body or
Computer world conquest
Alien soul harvest
Everybody facepalm to oblivion
You folks think it's all a game
It is, but don't kill amps with all the gain
You just need to get the right amount of mids

Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I made this walk of shame only to
Soon we see the light at the other side
Just clear my name
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I crossed this path of flame only to
We're almost home, just brace for the waterslide
Just clear the hate
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I cleared this jungle of lame only to
This song gets parodied from far and wide
Just clear the blame
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I crossed this path of flame only to
We're almost home, just brace for the waterslide
Just clear the hate

(solo 2: WintermintP)

Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I made this walk of shame only to
Soon we see the light at the other side
Just clear my name
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I crossed this path of flame only to
We're almost home, just brace for the waterslide
Just clear the hate
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I cleared this jungle of lame only to
This song gets parodied from far and wide
Just clear the blame
Don't give up yet, soon we're all above the air
I crossed this path of flame only to
We're almost home, just brace for the waterslide
Just clear the hate