The Sweater Rap

I wake up this morning, turn on the TV
I brush my teeth, and drink a cup of tea
I water my garden, and then I see
The mailman just delivered mail for me!
I check my mail and I got a new letter
It says that I just won a brand new sweater
So I eat my breakfast, it's a jalapeno pepper
And then I get a package with my brand new sweater

Wait, huh? Hey! You just rhymed sweater with sweater
Uh, no I didn't!
Yes you did!
No! No
You totally did!
Just, I, uh, just, just, just let me rap, okay?

Smiles jump on my face when I walk down the street
Me and my sweater, dance to the beat
I eat a bit of candy, it's very sweet
And now I'm really happy, cause my tasty treat
I'm so excited, why, I could explode!
Wait a minute, it's starting to snow?
Now all of a sudden, I see an angry man!
Why would Chup's work sell donuts without holes?

Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!
Sweaters!



Credits
Writer(s): George Callahan
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