Blew It

I see you from across the room
I look down don't know what to do
You see me I see you, you see me seein you
But to my surprise you come up to me
I don't know why because I'm ugly
You out here looking so lovely
Better fake a boost to my self esteem, like
Hey girl wassup, wanna fill your cup up
I could make you laugh or you lookin for a hookup
She puts her finger to my mouth
She's just out here on the scout
She grabs my hand, go up stairs
Lock the door, no one cares
I see London I see France
I see this girls underpants
Just as I put the condom on
I realized there was something wrong
She walked away
What did I say
I realized to my shame
That

I farted
And now you're gone, yeah now you're gone, yeah now you're gone
Yeah, I farted
And now you're gone, yeah now you're gone, yeah now you're gone

Been a few days so I decide to go out
Walk up to the club it was extra loud
Spot a few dimes like right away
Try to figure out what I'm gonna say
Like hey
Wassup
You down
To get it on

I farted
And now they're gone, yeah now they're gone, yeah now they're gone
Yeah, I farted
And now they're gone, yeah now they're gone, yeah now they're gone

Sometimes in life you just have to take chances
Nothing can ruin a date quite like gases
If you hook up and you want it to last
Make sure you're careful and don't shit your pants