Are U Ready?

Yeah
Babe, you wanna hear some crazy shit?
I've only known you for like four to five minutes
And I'm in love
Like, I really mean that
But I'ma kick it to ya on some real shit, ya dig?

All hopes you set aside
Babe, you just hit it big
This that one of a kind
They don't make 'em like this
Yeah, I probably can't cook, but I can sure pay rent
So you can come home to a nine-inch dick

I like the finer things in life
That's why I grind like this
Little somethin' for your wrist
So you can shine like this
Upgrade, to show the hoes, you been fine like this
Daddy very supportive, I'm behind my bitch

I'm too old to mislead or let another intervene
No, I hate to come between this king and queen
Babe, I just want a beer
Kick back and chill
That's how I wanna live, but you gotta keep it real
Can I give you a call?
Please don't make me beg
We can talk over some wine and the stake from Red's
They got some good garlic shrimp with the snow crab legs
Or we can do red lobster with that good-ass bread

(Are you ready?) I know you like to eat
Babe, I'm just tryna get it to the point where your friends be like
Friend, you gettin' thick (are you ready?)
They gon' get you right, I promise you that (girl, go with me)
I ain't here to hurt no fellas or nothin' like that
I'm here to uplift you baby (are you ready?)
Yo, uh (are you ready?)

Grab that big boom, baby city
Make you crazy with it
Make me put a baby in it
Bust, get lazy in it
Naw, you know my back strong
Patrón make a nigga last long

Baby, ride it like a pony
Put that thang on me
Pussy go to talk
It sound like mixing macaroni
Skeet up on that dick
Grind every inch
Top five, dead or alive
I must admit, uh

You got that super soaker (breaking up the bed)
Licking all over (between your legs)
Spread like mustard (or honey wheat bread)
Then flip you over

From slow dance to romance to hold hands
To in a bed and beating it like a grown man
Dance in that pussy, stand in that pussy
Be a man in that pussy, then blast in that pussy (are you ready?)

Uh-uh, haha
Ain't no plan b baby (are you ready?)
(Are you ready?)
This ain't on one night, this every night
You heard me (girl, go with me)
I know you think this that liquor talking for me (are you ready?)
But this ain't no liquor baby
(Are you ready?)
You ready?

Yeah, that's your health?
They got your issues lately
Yo, your lashes on point though I ain't even gonna front
They look like your own, mm-mm