Slick Jordan Woods (feat. David Lewis)

Slicker than the head of Slick Woods
Don got em nervous like "I promise it get good"
Now I got her nervous like "I promise I'll get right"
Now she gonna be all up in my face like set lights

I think we the same height when she sit down
I'm still the thickest of the thieves, she sick now
I'm too ill, never thought about sick days
Might just work on the same verse for 6 days

In my own lane still swerve cause the drive long
Always gotta put yourself first like iPhones
Niggas say "Who?" when you talk like Mike Jones
Apple juice got me feeling woozy I'm quite gone

All that shit you said is quite Qui Gon
Never had to force a chick to give python
She thick so I yip yipped like a bison
She turn into a water bender shivered all on my timbers
I'm in Minnesota with the purple rain
Bout to join the fire force I ignite the flame
You might be 6'5 but to me the height the same
I reign over plains say the same but you can't
You telling on your team you McCants
If I wear the dickies then I gotta cuff my pants
I'm chilling at the crib just talking to my plants
You probably upset my fridge isn't stocked with ranch
My name hold weight like clothes when they damp

My name don't just hold weight, I heavy lift it
I'm tryna be dumb rich like London Tipton
She stay by my side like she fixins
She gave me control cause we clicking

Clicking like Adam Sandler
Head and shoulders over these boulders clean your dandruff
Took the bus to Philly just to find the answer
I don't have time for any of your banter

She love the banter
That's how I romance her
I had to drink or else she gonna slander
She drove the boat I call her my commander
I can't go back home like I'm Kanter

Not at the crib like Enes
I ball like Pat Bev all for the fitness
Wunna one but I don't do whippets
Say you stay connected but service through Cricket

Is that crickets or was you speaking
You thought you was good boy you tweaking
We gonna give you the floor but it's creaking
We gonna play your games but we sweeping

Swept the dirt right off the atlas
New series I dunk right after practice
She see me she know I get active
Drove back home and still scored the basket

I scored of course, but that's a given
You are what you get so I'm chicken
You can't make no moves no permission
You can't ride this wave no admission

Sneak dissing pay no attention
Said you top 5 but yo name is missing
On a mission gotta stay persistent
Cause niggas try to dim your light cause you different

I shine bright the stars be gettin jealous
I don't care about what you tell us
I get to the green but please no lettuce
You goin run this back, Jerome Bettis

Got the pigskin but I don't eat pork though
Shawty throw that ass and it got mad torque bro
She don't wear the pants but she rock long shorts though
Hoop like Cheryl Swoops in a all blue sports coat