The Mammoth & the Dodo

The mammoth and the dodo
Came riding in to town
They stopped for a fizzy drink
And had a good look around
The mammoth said "why are we here again"
The dodo said "we can't find our friends"
"But I like the look of those ones
I think we call them humans"

We might be extinct
But we don't stink
So if you ever run in to us
Remember to say "Hello - how are you"
And make a great big fuss!

We've been gone so long so long
What have we missed
It's good to see the sun the stars
But what on Earth is this?

They call this a car
They call that a phone
They call this a house
A house is a home

We've been gone so long so long
It's great to see you all
But my hair has grown so long so long
Can you give my barber a call?

The mammoth and the dodo
Made new friends on earth
The humans showed them everything
And taught them what it's worth
The mammoth said, "I'm glad we're back
I know why we are here"
The dodo said, "to make new friends
It's all becoming clear"

We might be extinct but we don't stink
So if you ever run in to us
Remember to say "Hello - how are you"
And make a great big fuss!

We've been gone so long so long
What have we missed
It's good to see the rivers and trees
But what on Earth is this?

They call this a bowl
They call this a spoon
They call this a rocket
It goes to the moon

All these years they have flown by
But I feel just the same
I still have no need to fly
Cos I can take a plane

We've been gone for so-so long
There's so much more to see
It's great to look at the earth and trees but
What's on TV?



Credits
Writer(s): Kitty Ann Finer, Alexander Hugh Deton Brenchley, Donal Fintan Sweeney
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