War (feat. Dream, Technoblade, TommyInnit, Quackity, Sapnap & Wilbur Soot)

War - a state of armed conflict between different nations
Or states or different groups within a nation or state

Technoblade versus Sapnap
When life gives me lemons, I make steaks
Challenging me with your first mistake (oh!)
I got underwear that's sprayed with gold
I could beat you with the blindfold
I taste sweet as a delicious starburst
Techno, you suck at rapping, you aren't well
My raps are so furious they caused a rage
This rap's gonna cause you lots of pain

Wilbur versus Quackity
My breath is foul, but my bars are brand new
They're thinking about ghosts (they look just like you) (oh)
Just like the presence, I deliver like Bart Simpson
Just fuck out, little bitch, eat wimps, uh
I just got appraised, I'm worth ten thousand bunny
Wilbur, is this a bit where you're not funny? (Oh)
I'm a legend, a regular Tom Hanks
Your shitty music will never reach the ranks!
(I'm going against a robot) (yeah, Gene!)

Welcome to class, I'm Professor Funny
You're a robot, so this rap is free money (oh!)
Call this the start of the victory trip
I don't need this line, so let's skip

One, two, three, four, five, six, zero
I say sub sandwich but some say hero
My rhymes melt on the tongue like cabbage
My voice is crunchy and crisp, so savage

(Fire! Oh! Holy shit! Oh my god! Woo!)
(Gene! Gene! Gene! Gene!)

Sapnap versus Larry
I don't mince words, so me let cut to the trees
This is barely a rap battle when it's you against me (ooh!)
You're not fit to hold my shirt
I'm gonna come out of this rap battle unhurt
Check on my flow, is stronger than your–
What?
I'm not reading this

Dream versus Technoblade
You're as hopeless as a tiny sub count
You're like Fruitberries but a discount
Have you seen here, a career in YouTube
Or are you gonna be a loser? (Oh my god, there was so much potential there!)
You never heard 'bout the birds and bears
Imagine playing a game made of squares
I'm the 21st Century, you're the Middle Ages
You know the career, Mr. Beast pays me wages!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No way

Tommy vs Quackity
You guys ever heard, so this is a public urinating (ooh!)
Your fate is frustrating
I'm the game master, playing you like your chattin'
But when I say to your face, I wonder this smacking
I'm Not Safe For Work, you're an episode of All Style
I wish that green bitch would have kept you in exile
Look in the mirror, see a poor man celebrate
TommyInnit's biggest trait is drinking a lot of soda!

Dream versus Tommy
If you think you'll win, you're straight-up happy
You need me in your content, otherwise, it's just crappy (ooh!)
It's the day you get cooked
Put me in the title to get your viewers hooked!
You'd expect to find you in Sapnap's room
Only talking YouTube, this is your doom!
If you're dying of thirst, I wouldn't give you a piss
Your fucking channel makes me wanna hit you with my fist!
(Oh my God! Ooh!)

Sapnap versus Wilbur
Done like you're the cover of Time
Your fucking music sucks, it should be a crime
You say you kill verses, but you just commit murder
Don't know where you are in the perking order
You get my autograph because you look interesting
Let me a pen, oh wait, you aren't even fucking listening
Put up or shut up or fine dine
I'm not even–
He really stopped midway Sapnap, he said you're not worth the oxygen

Quackity versus Technoblade
If I saw you online, I would swipe taken
My hot ass rhymes will turn you to bacon
I can't stop winning, you're a total funny bone
Your rhymes are boring like your voice which is monotone! (Oh)

All of your rhymes make me want to get paused
Battle's already over, and your stream grandpa
Rumor has it you're attacked by a church
I couldn't find your church circuitry through a Google Search

Technoblade wins
What! Wait! What? (Congratulations, take me on the finals ...)
Two out of three is enough, baby, let's go (hold on, hold on)