Dork!

Video games are fun
Can turn them off when I'm done
But I should play them less
They are a bad influence

I miss playing with girls
The most fun in the world
But my X-Box won't say no
Just turn it on and go

I sit alone in my room
Playing a game of doom
Watching old movies that I've already seen
I've got nothing to do
But sit here and wait for you
To occupy my time
I think I need a new hobby

I used to be real cool
Now I am just a tool
Am I another fool
Still living in Highschool

I sit alone in my room
Playing a game of doom
Watching old movies that I've already seen
I've got nothing to do
But sit here and wait for you
To occupy my time
I think I need a new hobby

Up up down down left right left right B A Start
Up up down down left right left right B A Start

Aw man you gotta pause this game, I gotta take a piss
We can't pause the game man, we're playing online
Oh Snap

I play Guitar Hero
But the satisfaction is zero
Cause I've got this real guitar
But I guess it's just too hard

I sit alone in my room
Playing a game of doom
Watching old movies that I've already seen
I've got nothing to do
But sit here and wait for you
To occupy my time
I think I need a new hobby