FBI Open Up
FBI, open up (woop-woop)
Saw your browser history, so what's up? (Woop-woop)
Kicked your front door down
Taking you downtown in our big black armored truck (woop-woop)
We are the FBI, that's a crime (woop-woop)
Getting Minecraft free online (woop-woop)
Incognito mode can't stop us, bro
We can watch you anytime (woop-woop)
We're behind your house in the alleyway
Because you're watching too much anime
Police station just a block away
Anime boobies everyday you view these
We can see boy what you're searching
You've got a good meme choice, so it's worth it
We all know that you don't keep it clean
But congrats on that like from Bеlle Delphine
FBI, open up (woop-woop)
Hear that "nee naw" boy, what's up? (Woop-woop)
Sticking tape on your cam won't do much, man
'Cause we're everywhere you look
We are the FBI, we're your friend (woop-woop)
You don't need a VPN (woop-woop)
And I'm sorry bro that the girl said no
When you slid in them DMs (woop-woop)
Hey Alexa, she's listening
The mic is hot so we can listen in
I found that folder, it's sickening
I never knew people could achieve that positioning
Friend, you have an addiction
Just read your Tom Nook fan fiction
Not gonna lie, it was kind of a hit, son
But less gratuitous descriptions
FBI, open up (woop-woop)
You need help, your KD sucks (woop-woop)
You've been playing WoW for ten years now
And you've barely levelled up
We are the FBI, it's a crime (woop-woop)
For you to have this much game time (woop-woop)
Violence comes from gaming, son
So, go and get a life (woop-woop)
We are the FBI, where's your mum?
'Cause I kind of like her bum (woop-woop)
Go get Pam on the webcam, so I can have some fun
Not just the FBI, I'm your dad
Sorry son, please don't get mad
15 years ago, I left and I feel really bad
I am the FBI, it's not a joke
I got this job to see you grow
All this watching you online makes me want to come home
I need you (I need you), you need me (you need me)
We need each other son, that is what I've learned
I need you (I need you), you need me (you need me)
We need each other son, that is what I've learned
Are you winning, son? (Are you winning, son?)
Like I knew you could (like I knew you could)
And I miss Pam's bum (and I miss her bum)
More than I thought I would (well, then I thought I would)
Are you winning, son? (Are you winning, son?)
Like I knew you could (like I knew you could)
And I miss Pam's bum (and I miss her bum)
More than I thought I would (well, then I thought I would)
Are you winning, son?
Like I knew you could
And I miss Pam's bum
More than I thought I would
Are you winning, son?
Like I knew you could
And I miss Pam's bum
More than I thought I would
Saw your browser history, so what's up? (Woop-woop)
Kicked your front door down
Taking you downtown in our big black armored truck (woop-woop)
We are the FBI, that's a crime (woop-woop)
Getting Minecraft free online (woop-woop)
Incognito mode can't stop us, bro
We can watch you anytime (woop-woop)
We're behind your house in the alleyway
Because you're watching too much anime
Police station just a block away
Anime boobies everyday you view these
We can see boy what you're searching
You've got a good meme choice, so it's worth it
We all know that you don't keep it clean
But congrats on that like from Bеlle Delphine
FBI, open up (woop-woop)
Hear that "nee naw" boy, what's up? (Woop-woop)
Sticking tape on your cam won't do much, man
'Cause we're everywhere you look
We are the FBI, we're your friend (woop-woop)
You don't need a VPN (woop-woop)
And I'm sorry bro that the girl said no
When you slid in them DMs (woop-woop)
Hey Alexa, she's listening
The mic is hot so we can listen in
I found that folder, it's sickening
I never knew people could achieve that positioning
Friend, you have an addiction
Just read your Tom Nook fan fiction
Not gonna lie, it was kind of a hit, son
But less gratuitous descriptions
FBI, open up (woop-woop)
You need help, your KD sucks (woop-woop)
You've been playing WoW for ten years now
And you've barely levelled up
We are the FBI, it's a crime (woop-woop)
For you to have this much game time (woop-woop)
Violence comes from gaming, son
So, go and get a life (woop-woop)
We are the FBI, where's your mum?
'Cause I kind of like her bum (woop-woop)
Go get Pam on the webcam, so I can have some fun
Not just the FBI, I'm your dad
Sorry son, please don't get mad
15 years ago, I left and I feel really bad
I am the FBI, it's not a joke
I got this job to see you grow
All this watching you online makes me want to come home
I need you (I need you), you need me (you need me)
We need each other son, that is what I've learned
I need you (I need you), you need me (you need me)
We need each other son, that is what I've learned
Are you winning, son? (Are you winning, son?)
Like I knew you could (like I knew you could)
And I miss Pam's bum (and I miss her bum)
More than I thought I would (well, then I thought I would)
Are you winning, son? (Are you winning, son?)
Like I knew you could (like I knew you could)
And I miss Pam's bum (and I miss her bum)
More than I thought I would (well, then I thought I would)
Are you winning, son?
Like I knew you could
And I miss Pam's bum
More than I thought I would
Are you winning, son?
Like I knew you could
And I miss Pam's bum
More than I thought I would
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Writer(s): David John Jones
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