Carpet Munchin

They know I'm gay but they still eat Chick-fil-a
They go to church and they try to pray the gay away
While they out lunchin'
I'm dreaming 'bout that carpet munchin'
They always hating
They think I'm going straight to Satan
They homophobic
It's getting kind of claustrophobic
I'm in the closet
Their straight agenda makes me vomit

I got this secret
Imma keep it
Body language I love reading
Stay the night, get you right
Know you love the way I eat it
Take some pics, you say delete it
Seeing stars like I'm anemic
Say I love you and I mean it
Know I'm gay from my Adidas
Your parents hate me
But I'm your baby, you're my lady
Its kinda crazy
Feeling like you wanna date me
We act like friends when I'm coming over
But then again I'm never cumming sober
It's who I am
But your parents wish I was a man
I'm parking valet
Looking like Timothy Chalamet
You're my girl, you're my world
You a dime, you a pearl
But our loves like a whirl
'Cause it makes people hurl

They know I'm gay but they still eat Chick-fil-a
They go to church and they try to pray the gay away
While they out lunchin'
I'm dreaming 'bout that carpet munchin'
They always hating
They think I'm going straight to Satan
They homophobic
It's getting kind of claustrophobic
I'm in the closet
Their straight agenda makes me vomit

They know I eat pussy and them bitches still in church
They tryna send me to conversion camp
They think its a perversion damn
I wonder what its like to see your mom and dad at pride
And not cringe when on the TV they see love between two brides
I have a separate wardrobe for when their friends come all inside
They wanna brag all about me
But only if I hide
Who I am and that's a sham
I'm sorry that I hate making love with a man
I like soft lips like cherry chapstick
I cuff my sleeves and I make them look clean
Sheesh
They can try to pray it all away
But honestly I don't care what they say
I'm the gay cousin, you can exile me out
At least I know I'll make my mother monster proud
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Writer(s): Allanda Kriener
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