Mutant Groove

I was lost in the desert
Searching for ancient treasure
And i stumbled upon something
With value beyond measure

Through a radioactive fog
I spied upon a civilization
Performing a sacred ritual
That defied all explanation

The way these creatures danced
Just put me into a trance
Then all the pain that i ever felt
Vanished into the great expanse of doubt

This is the mutant groove
See how the mutants move
Now things will all improve
From the mutant groove

Now that my discovery's
Being spread out to the adoring masses
The people can learn all about it
Through mutant groove college classes

And when washington finally found out
That this groove heals for free
They passed new legislation
And set their sights on me

The way these creatures danced
Just put me into a trance
Then all the pain that i ever felt
Vanished into the great expanse of doubt

This is the mutant groove
See how the mutants move
Now things will all improve
From the mutant groove