Turkey Bacon Freestyle

Umm...
I'm...
I'm really tryna...
Chill on the pork ya know...
Ya know
And all that shit...
It's for the birds

I'm on my grind like skaters and such
Pussy for dinner so I'm skipping lunch
They be lying like polygraphs
Call me Poliwag
I be flowing and such

Throwing they C's
I need a crutch
Throwing they D's
Yo I'm in a bunch
Break her back
No cap
I really just rap
Y'all niggas be doing too much

I be flowing so fast
Bitch I'm in a rush
Y'all niggas be trash
Like garbage and stuff
I be a bully so give me yo lunch
Give you a swirly
Knock over yo cup
Give you a wedgie
You showing yo butt
Pause
I'm in a big black truck
Slappin' my shit
Til I feel stuck
Yo girl want my stick
So I gave her the puck

I'm getting this green
So you outta luck
And I'm going off and I'm just getting my bucks

I be the shit
So I'm finna flush
From the middle of the map
I ain't giving it up

I'm like a volcano
I'm finna erupt
I'm telling the truth
And I'm gaining some trust

I got 11's so I'm finna jump
The turkey bacon be snitchin' so much

I'm finna be definitive
Finna be the middleman
Infinity hit em' with infinite

Never need no air
Not even a little bit
I got belittle it
Worried bout little shit
I really do the shit

A hooligan whooty who
You gone have to shoot again
Took my foot out yo ass
Give you the boot again

Booty the movie I'm simply used to it
I'm so smart but the flow so dumb
Man the flow so stupid

Open up we at the back door
We at yo camp like Lazlo

(Bitch)

We in yo head like Maslow
I don't gotta trap to make raps hoe

(Lil whore)

I'm just blunt what's an asshole
I be the shit like an asshole

(Uhn)

I'm just growing out my afro.
Ima need everything macro cuz

I'm on my grind like ballin' and stuff
My dick is her dinner
So she skipping brunch
They be lying on the ass
I really keep tabs
With all of my effort and such

I hit a three
Baby I'm clutch
Sippin on Am
Maybe I'm dutch
These niggas be rapey as fuck
And I'm taking shots
So they better duck

That's on my whole generation
And stuff
These hoes on my dick
Man I need a cup
The flow so
(Uhhh)
They can't get enough
Man they can't get enough
Yeah
I'm in my bag
Bitch I'm in my pocket
You are just baffled I just be shockin'
She like the top of the jar cuz she just be toppin
And she don't never be stoppin

It's Baghdad when I rap
Similar to a hazmat attack
Capital punishment
Guillotine ample attack
Antlers like Prancer
I really dance on a track
Phantom when I rap
Anthem when I rap
Similar to a panda attack
They don't wanna see me eat with fork in my lap
And a spork and a knife
And candle in the back
And a flannel and a map

In the back where they at
I really just rap
I'm finna just lead em on with a rap
I'm where they at
I'm on with a frac
Like one in a half
And that's just math

I be real
Y'all just act
I just chop
I'm like an axe
Take a shower
Fuck that Axe
Take a shower
Fuck that Axe like

If you stink...
And you know you stink
Cuz there's no way that you don't smell yourself
Quit dousing yourself with Axe to try and cover up your must
Like it's literally fucking disgusting