Dear Alexa

Today has got me feeling down
Sitting all alone inside my house
Empty, no one there except for me
I wish I had a robot friend
To keep me company until the end
Someone to take care of all my needs

I'd call out her name
Life wouldn't be the same

All my friends have Amazon Alexas
And I want to have one too
All my friends can speak and then be spoken to
I think it is so cool
It may be a scam, it may be stupid
It may be a fad, but I want in
Dear Alexa, let's let our life begin

Till now, I've had to point and click
Like a lousy caveman, looking like a dick
Getting what I need manually
But now, the future it is here
With the advent of this mechanical ear
And vocal recognition technology

She'd make me feel heard
Hang on my every word

All my friends have Amazon Alexas
And I want to have one too
All my friends can speak and then be spoken to
I think it is so cool
It may be a scam, it may be stupid
It may be a fad, but I want in
Dear Alexa, let's let our life begin

But oh, what about a Google Home
Another device might do the trick
But no, there's a special place inside my heart
My Alexa, take my request-ah

I've never wanted anything
As much as I've been pining for that ding
That accompanies her soft reply
So please, Jeff Bezos hear my prayer
I'll never do any evil, this I swear
As long as I have Alexa by my side

My troubles all will go
Every time I say hello

All my friends have Amazon Alexas
And I want to have one too
All my friends can speak and then be spoken to
I think it is so cool
It may be a scam, it may be stupid
It may be a fad, but I want in
Dear Alexa, my home is ready
Alexa, I'm waiting
Alexa, let's let our life begin