Told You So

He's like the internet in a motel room
Don't expect connection anytime soon
He's only got two topics of conversation
And one of them is him so
That only leaves one
He's a stick that's been stuck
Way too deep in the mud
And you can try to yank him out
But he'll keep pulling you down
And don't say I didn't warn you
How does that snake wear blue jeans so well?
I've been trying to tell you
Without opening my mouth
Cuz I'm scared of the words
That might pour out
He's the devil in an old T-shirt
And all he wants it to light you up
And let you burn
Trust me girl I've seen his kind before
He'll let you in and then he'll slam the door
And if you choose not to let him go
I won't say I told you so
He's your local cable company
Said be there at 5:30
But he didn't show and
He stood you up again
He's a 1984, old beaten up ford
Been wrecked at least a time or two before
And don't say I didn't warn you
How does that snake wear blue jeans so well?
I've been trying to tell you
Without opening my mouth
Cuz I'm scared of the words
That might pour out
He's the devil in an old T-shirt
And all he wants it to light you up
And let you burn
Trust me girl I've seen his kind before
He'll let you in and then he'll slam the door
And if you choose not to let him go
I won't say I told you so
And I'll watch from afar
As he breaks your heart
And pretty soon your gonna learn
That playing games never goes
The way it should
And don't say I didn't warn you
How does that snake wear blue jeans so well?
I've been trying to tell you
Without opening my mouth
Cuz I'm scared of the words
That might pour out
He's the devil in an old T-shirt
And all he wants it to light you up
And let you burn
Trust me girl I've seen his kind before
He'll let you in and then he'll slam the door
And if you choose not to let him go
I won't say I told you so