Bowser Sings a Song

Tell me a little bit about your childhood
My parents disowned me, I guess I've been dealing with rejection my whole life
And what about Mario?
Aagghhh

Pound that little pesky plumber to the ground
Growl! You know I'll make you quake when I'm around
Now! You're messin' with a boss I'll take ya down
Pow! I'm never giving Mario my crown

Pound that little pesky plumber to the ground
Growl! You know I'll make you quake when I'm around
Now! You're messin' with a boss I'll take ya down
Pow! I'm never giving Mario my crown

I'm a big bad boss, King of Kooper Troopas
Kill you with a big stomp, even if you're super
You can try to evade, and hit a jump maneuver
But you're never getting past, me or Bowser Junior

Grabbing little miss Peach every chance I get
I'm like a Turtle romeo, she's my screaming Juliet
But every time I get her close, she just gets upset
Then the Plumber bursts in, take him out no sweat

It sounds to me as if you have a rather severe case of intermittent explosive disorder, or IED
In other words, you can't control your emotions
Well, what do you suggest I do about it then, Doc?
I mean, even thinking about Mario makes me-

Pound that little pesky plumber to the ground
Growl! You know I'll make you quake when I'm around
Now! You're messin' with a boss I'll take ya down
Pow! I'm never giving Mario my crown

Pound that little pesky plumber to the ground
Growl! You know I'll make you quake when I'm around
Now! You're messin' with a boss I'll take ya down
Pow! I'm never giving Mario my crown

When I see the red cap, I'll be raising hell
And then I'll eat a power star, 'cause they're making me swell
Got a mean space ship, picked it up from Roswell
Peach you know that I can change, I'm coming out of my shell

Hit you with a power slam, you'll be feeling toasty
Meet me in the underground, where it's dark and smokey
Dare to knock me off the bridge, I'm coming back and bony
Then I'll cuddle up with peach, with me she'll never be lonely

Oh, and I can also change into a cat
Y-you know, like, meow
I'm afraid you're just too far gone, Bowser, I can't help you
Goodbye
Ahhhhhh



Credits
Writer(s): Unknown Unknown, Sergey Rybchinskiy
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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