Like Me (feat. Zanji)

Yeah
Mar... i don't have time for that, i am busy
You know we making that cheddar that's why the chicken heads sweat us
Changing the weather, make em wetter and wetter
You makin em pregnant we tryna make em forget us
Na tumetry kuhepa however they cannot let us
But we settle vendettas by getting hands on barrettas
Spray from the chamber the bullet enter the rectum
They walkin with a limp but these b***es ain't learn the lesson
Hit em and forget em coz this was a hit and run
We don wanna give em no illegitimate sons
Coz shopping for them diapers be really depleting funds
And i just dedicated my salary to having fun
Can't be spending all my money purchasing them water guns
F**k that!... i'ma always stay strapped
Like the eyes of ninja turtles, them teenage mutants
F**k that!... i'ma always stay strapped
Like the head of makmende when he gets pissed off blah!

You don wanna end up with a n*gga like me
I'm not tryna end up with you and a little mini me
Si kwa ubaya sai ni kazi nachapa
Niko bumper to bumper na try washa hii fire
You don wanna end up with a n*gga like me

Verse two dedicated to this chick from kiambu
I met her while staggering to the bathroom
Of a club, she was fly, and her a** was fat too
Oh ma god, i said hi and her answer hi boo
She said go pee and then call a cab dude
We headed to the crib at a quarter past two
Gave her a little kiss then i dived in that pool
I was strapped but the thing popped deep in round two
I started freaking out, wtf am gon do
She told me not to worry she would take the p2
So i chilled laid back, for a deep snooze
Man i slept like a child, i dunno about you
Couple weeks went by, i forgot about sue
She called me on a monday told me that she had news
I said i dont give a f**k, i dont give a rat's toosh
She told me guess what? You will be a dad soon

You don wanna end up with a n*gga like me
I'm not tryna end up with you and a little mini me
Si kwa ubaya sai ni kazi nachapa
Niko bumper to bumper na try washa hii fire
You don wanna end up with a n*gga like me

Let me tell you one thing, i hate getting tricked
I hate getting put through unnecessary sh**
Coz her mum telling me, i gotta marry that b**ch
She been single too long, and shes turning thirty six
I prolly didn't notice coz she had some fake tits
A really huge a**, and very seductive lips
Tipsy is what i was juu huu dame amebeat
This is a story of how whisky f***ed me

You don wanna end up with a n*gga like me
I'm not tryna end up with you and a little mini me
Si kwa ubaya sai ni kazi nachapa
Niko bumper to bumper na try washa hii fire
You don wanna end up with a n*gga like me

Me, a n*gga like me
Me, a n*gga like me
A n*gga like me
Hehe, Markus
Zanji, twende kazi



Credits
Writer(s): Mark Kariuki
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