Pokemon Trainer Cypher

Hoes mad, can't leave this scene
No sand attack, but this game will miss me
Won't catch me switching' like y'all constrict me
I bite like Arcanine, so y'all flinching
Know that y'all are normal, so you can't resist me
When I'm flowing on the metronome you can't predict me
I be busted like I'm psychic and she wanna lick me
Nah, I can't defog but I'm into Misty
Ok, let's go, Gen 1
My thrones ice cold like an Articuno, fly
My foes die slow, got the venom like a Nidorino
Everybody wants free rides
Y'all Bag Bak my ass
I'm not Lapras, you all thrash my back
'Cause I carried tracks back when Wrap was spammed
You wanna talk top champ? Meet me at the top man

Yeah, told Elm that I was willing to help
Suggested I pick a starter that I should keep to myself
Ready? I'm no beginner, we'll never run out of health
Level up by the second 'cause so much damage is dealt
No doubt, I'll be the greatest trainer ever created
I could never be stopped, I'll show them humiliation
'Cause I do it a lot, my party's always amazing
I'm not the one who they anticipated (Woo!)
Dropping every bar like Gold
It was so cold at the peak, I can barely even feel my toes
Weak, everyone that I see is toast
A defeat and that would never even be that close
Then I'll clean up the matches
Show them who's laughing
Maxed out my speed to get the first action
I beat two regions, that was just practice
They only got half of my 16 badges

Eyo, let's go! Hoenn's gonna show you!
How we bring the balance to the world
'Cause you know, we can take it to the skies
Changing up the flow before your eyes
Groundon, we don't go slower
'Cause there's nothing to Cryogre
Don't you Mudskip this Torchic, 'cause when tree-go
We only going higher!
Babe, you know we made the rules and we be rocking with the jewels
We're 3 for 3 with legendaries, ain't got time for fools
You better show that respect
Going harder than Archie's pecs
Be water or fire
We're the ones who inspire!
Keep talkin' trash, it's clear to see
You got nothin' on May

It's the Dawn of the new age, steppin' into Gen 4
Battlin' all day in our home, call it Sinnoh
Piplup, how I meant to be the best
And I switch up, Ambi-Palmin' at your chest
Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, how I'm shining with the drip
Freddy Darkrai, always on my nightmare shit
Giratina 808s when I smash distortion
Dialga with the time I'mma erase it
Barry ya bodies 'cause we need Les Paul
TwinLeafs beside me, two shots, fuck 'em all
With the lustrous shine, got the space in awe
Spear pillar lookin' down, no way I'll fall
Now that's a Bidoof, Togekiss is my coup
And I'm flying around with the sun as my roof
Game Shark all the rules, Thanos vibes with the tools
Sixteen Plates from a God, Arceus and you'll lose

Ayo, pass the mic to this scrafty guy
Bringing the action, scratching your static sprites
I am the mastermind behind Black and White
Here to school you trainers who can't rap and write
It's like I spit trouble, you spit Trubbish
When you hear that Klinklang, better Ducklett
I'm a hero to the people who need me
You're a zero, peace out like Victini!
Meet me in the city and I'll take you on a detour!
Eating up the subway like it was a team sport!
Nothin' but net like Durant in these streets
You're never gonna need to wonder who spits Heat more!
Now the king has returned to his castle
Blood on my hands, not talking 'bout plasma
Gen 5 baby, good luck catching them all
We leave 'em out like the laundry- high, dry, gone!

Why try, hun? Tag in, white's on
Light space, python, innate fight's strong ain't gonna hide, son
Five stars, I Gurdurr with 'em heavy bars
Travel far, with the goal, working hard
I'mma be a champion, play it right and make it rain!
Then there's you, sayin' you're trainers but need to multi-train
Gotta bring an A-game if you wanna step to Mei
And I'll meme ya when I hit ya with the thinkin' face
Challenging the best and setting trends, Hilda's resemblance
Beat out other teams, mean if I gotta be Unfezant
Recorder, exporter, got that stuff set on the web
And testing, the best in the area to strengthen
Catchin' out cheats like a gal's playing Amoonguss
It's Gen V, get an evolved exclusive
Ain't gonna fail, take a seat or move over
Got 'em on ropes and I'll win for Unova!

Out of all your rivals, gotta know that I'm the best
Always pushin' you to succeed, I'm the true test
Don't worry 'cause I've got your back
Team Flare better be prepared, we're on the attack
On the road to victory
All the legends will be ours, we're making history
Got my Absol ready, yeah we're bringing the doom
I'm real competitive, this shines through
When I get out my Meowstic, they ain't slick
No, we hit like a brick, let 'em talk their sh*t
In the end, they'll fall to my Altaria
So hard I'll leave a scar
I'll set the bar, near and far
Gonna be a star!

Aloha to the Alola
Not the type to flip a boy like a Proton
Ain't finna dip, I'mma scan you like a Rotom
Victory shit for a boy down the road
Like, "Oh my God"
Z-Move, finna hit my shot
No shoes, gonna walk my walk
Executor way whip my- woah
Ice on me like a Sandslash
Pop a b*tch wit a skull bash
No sash and you won't last
Hit yo' girl wit a Rock Smash
All new sh*t, no mimic
You go ghost on a boy, I end it
Any real way you spin it
Boy getting Lei-Ed by the time we finished

You alright, mate? I see you're in my nation
You can see a black cab in the talons of a raven
All my dogs keep a weapon, Zacian
Not the kinda place you wanna visit on vacation
Keep a stick on me, Mr. Rime
Eldegoss, when a big round hits your mind
Might Twoc your watch, I'm on that Nickit time
The Glock's hammer's locked, I keep it stowed on side
For the ice, hit your block up, Eiscue!
Leave your party cold, boxed up, ice cube!
If you got the rock, Corsola - you go ghost!
Got you pale as the cliffs on that old coast
Out of the town, getting wasted
Downing round, after round, after round like a Falinks
Taking anything I want like a Bailiff
I'm the Victor, remember the name, b*tch

Ash in it and you already know
We be running up the show, it's like I'm 40 years old
I be winning all my battles, I'm like 40-0
Ya team get a Rocket, this is how it normally go
Now peep this, I'm the champion and ain't nobody slayin' him
Mint condition, playa, ain't nobody tradin' him
GBA with Fire Red, I'm spittin' flame again
Overheat, turning everybody to my name again
Jessie, James, we don't play by the book
I might turn to Giovanni, how you Pokes gettin' took
Got me feelin' like I'm Brock the way your team gettin' cooked
I'm like a Super Rod, I spit and now they all gettin' hooked
I tell 'em once, "The name is Ash", ain't no bullying him
Got 'em feelin' Wishiwashi, had school 'em again
I ain't talking TCG, got the toolie with him
And we gon' wet you like Cerulean Gym