Animal Language - Live in Dayton, Ohio

One, two, one, two, three, go!

Miss Riley had a dog
And she used to keep it in her backyard
When that dog began to bark
All those neighbors, they began to harsh at her

Then came a stormy night
Miss Riley let her doggy out
And when those neighbors found him 'round his door
They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down
He said

Ooh-wow, bow-wow (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ooh-wow, bow-wow (ho-ho-ho)

And Miss Murphy had a cat
On her lap it sat
And once in a while
That little pussycat will have a great big smile
And often it used to chase
Anything that ran across his face

One day it got so hot
That pussycat had a blood clot
And he said, ah

Ooh-wow, meow (meow)
Ooh-wow, me-meow (oh, yeah)
Meow, meow, oh-wow, yeah

And then the dog met the cat
The dog was hot and the cat was wet
Then come in a sweaty dude
He put a board right between the two

So then they couldn't get at it
They got frustrated all about it
So they did the only thing you could do
They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two
And they said

Ooh-wow, meow (huh-huh-huh)
Ooh-wow, meow (yeah)
Oh wow, oh yeah