Square Ass White Boy

Hi my name is Ben Godinez
You can call me Dubious
Yeah I'm kinda new to this
Wasn't real studious
Arrested as a youth and
Smokin' drinkin' sellin
Shoulda been a felon
Learned my lesson
Ain't no tellin
Found my callin
Wasn't baseballin
Wasn't skateboardin
Was it freestylin
Nah I'm writin
Not into fightin
But I'll beat yo ass like a Spartan
Yeah I don't fit the mold of a rapper
I get it
Don't judge a book by its cover
Let's read on
Had it kinda rough growin' up
Parents split at 5, dad died at 1-5
That don't jive, so I got high
Grades are a 1.5
1.5
Gettin into first fights
Started sellin knives, The Cutco Guy
Feelin' real fly
Lost it all
Devil took role call, here comes the fall
I learned my lesson, college tuition
Speak real proper trying to be a popstar
Mixing up at sounds like a nutty professor
Bible on the dresser yes I confess ya
Stay real bless yeah
Tryna be the best ya
You think I'm a Christian rapper huh
But that's just the outside like a bubble gum wrapper
Yeah I might dress like I'm dapper
But really I'm just a skater boy rapper
My rhymes have meaning, duality
Yeah
Might make ya thinkin, spirituality
Rappers be rappin' bout their life
Damn, life sucks G
Empty inside a G wagon, swaggin
And I got is a two thousand somethin station wagon
They got cash like Donald J Trump
I'm more like Trump when he went bankrupt

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You ain't been through shit
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You only 5'6 you only 5'6
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Ya gotta small dick ya gotta small dick
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When ya gonna quit when ya gonna quit

I speak wisdom like a mentor
I don't care who you are
You can go far
You a shootin' star
Infinite potential
I'm speaking from a mountaintop, Moses
Sent by the one n only God, chosen
Carving out bars on a tablet, Stonin
Rollin Stone n', rock n rollin
Sellin out shows at the golden, one
Let's have some fun, we are young
Now let's go dumb, like we flunked
Don't be a punk loosen up
Ain't gotta get messed up
Live n love, all one love
Change the scene, ain't bout the C.R.E.A.M
Ain't about the mansions n Beems
I'm livin on discounts fractions n dreams
I'm livin' on discounts fractions n dreams
Well, I didn't grow up in the hood
Sure I'm smaller than the average bear
But I ain't never gonna quit
Why don't ask my girl if she'd settle for a small

Square ass white boy square ass white boy
You ain't been through shit You ain't been through shit
Square ass white boy square ass white boy
You only 5'6 you only 5'6
Square ass white boy square ass white boy
Ya gotta small dick ya gotta small dick
Square ass white boy square ass white boy
When ya gonna quit when ya gonna quit

Um, excuse me
Is this thing on
Hi, what's going on
My name is Dubious Thoughts
And I'm a rapper
I spit hard bars on the Boulevard
How hard
About as hard as your boyfriends hard on
What, did I say something wrong
Is it the end of the song
No no I was just going to start rapping
But their clapping
They, they thought it was funny