Beard

I'm looking around
And what do I see
Everyone in the room has a grey goatee
It's a scary sight
And I think I just might
Have to grow one of my own, yeah

But what would you do
If someone came up to you
And on their upper lip
There was a Fu Man Chu
Don't back away
Simply just say
I like your moustache
Now have a nice day

Facial hair can give you a scare
But it'll be okay
Facial hair
I wasn't aware that the beard was there to stay

A bristly chin
A cheeky grin
In fact a scruffy beard's not a sin
Or keep it crisp
Keep it sharp at the sides
Scruff, rough, fluff or gruff, you decide

A handlebar is the greatest by far
A Dali's pretty close but no cigar
Go Victorian style
Get those sideburns growing
A nineteenth-century look gets your face glowing

If you're big and burly
Go for the curly
Make a fashion of it, get in there early

Then add some spice
Make it look nice
When someone sees your beard they should be enticed