Afterlife and Times

If we're all gonna die
Why do I waste my time just punching a clock
Why do I run around just so you can get rich
If we're all gonna die
Why wouldn't I just go to the mall
Ride my bike on the carpet and steal a new Switch
Since I'm not doing that, then I guess I'm gonna live forever
And I'll punch myself in the head for eternity so I can look busy

If we're all gonna die
That's probably why they smile and say
That I ought to be saved and I should say thanks
But I got to know christ pretty well
We were tight for half of my life
He's alright but the church could use some new saints
I don't want to go to heaven if it's filled with republicans
So I hope the rapture's soon, we could use the room

I didn't worry about where I was before I was born
Why would I worry about where I go when I die
Why would I worry about where I go when I die

I think we're all gonna die
All it takes is a straight white male with a gun
A bully with a badge, a couple good old boys
Since we're all gonna die
Why do I waste my time just singing a song
If I don't bother to audition for The Voice
I'm not dying alone if I have all of my facebook friends
And I hope the wi-fi's good in my casket
Because I'd hate to spend the afterlife without internet
I don't wanna go underground if my phone is dead