Shoplifting Bananas - Live

Hanging on the beach
Bikini comes in sight
Had a couple brews
Hes not thinking right
Next thing he knows hes got a face full of sand
His wife thinks he ripped off the local fruit stand

Shes thinking that he was shoplifting bananas
She said Thou shall not steal although its got appeal

Drinking on the porch
Whats coming down the street
Tank top tight jeans stilettos on her feet
Goes in the corner store
Shes out of his life
But he delivers fresh produce to his wife

Shes thinking that he was shoplifting bananas
She said Thou shall not steal although its got appeal

Shopping the supermarket for a six pack
Sees some tight shorts at the magazine rack
Grabs a newspaper so he can hide his bulge
His wife sees this healthy snack and does indulge
Shes thinking that he was shoplifting bananas



Credits
Writer(s): Mark Adomaitis
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