Who da' Baby Daddy

I'll tell you a little story now
Listen up

It was nine months BC
Joe didn't have a clue
What Mary his pretty little fiancé
Had gotten herself into
Or where the Spirit touched her
In the backseat of a dream
But sooner or later he'll find out
She's been riding with the King

And wanna know Who (who)
Yeah (Who)
Who da baby daddy?
Who da baby daddy?

Well, she told Joe the story
And he just shook his head
Said Hail Mary Mother of God
Looks like we've both been had
She said no, no baby
It's not like that
You need to understand
You see Technically I'm still a virgin
Untouched by human hands

And He said tell me the truth girl (who)
I gotta know who (who)
Who da baby daddy?
Who da baby daddy? come on

You know they thought about calling it off
But divorce is a terrible mess
So, they gathered up all their things
And caught the next donkey out of Nazareth
He said now honey you know I'm a righteous man
And I can't let you get stoned
But I still feel like a bigger ass
Than the donkey you been riding on

Come on now girl tell me truth (who)
I wanna know who (who)
Who da baby daddy?
Who da baby daddy?

That night at a Motel six in Jerusalem
An angel came to him
Made him an offer he could not refuse
He said do you know who I am?
You da baby daddy?

Joe woke up the next morning
With a brand new attitude
A midnight talk with the Great I AM
Will scare the hell right outta you
He said now honey I know this match was made in heaven
I'm sure it's gonna last
But I promise you here and now
I ain't never gonna miss another Lamaze class

I know who (who)
Yeah, I know who (who)
Who da baby daddy?
Yeah I know who that baby daddy

Now Dick Clark did the countdown
From downtown Galilee
It was five, four, three, two, one
Zero BC
There was a manger and a stable
And a star over Bethlehem
With Eight reindeer and a fat man flying
When Mary had the little lamb

Now you know who (who)
The world knows who (who)
You better know who (who)
You better know who (who)
Who da baby daddy?
Who da baby daddy?

He Da Baby Daddy (Good God)
He Da Baby Daddy (Son)
He Da Baby Daddy (Good God)
He Da Baby Daddy (haha)
I know Who da baby daddy?
He Da Baby Daddy
He Da Baby Daddy