Pervert

Met a girl just the other nite
She was cute and punk rock
She was just my type
I think I'll ask her out to my next show
And if I'm lucky I'll get her to go down and blow

Cuz you're a pervert
that's who you are
Trying to get laid
but you're not getting far
Always trying to feels here and there
Always peaking at my underwear

I couldn't believe it she said yes
So now I'm excited
to look down her shirt
All of a sudden to my surprise
She stuck her hand
right between my thighs and said

We can get some beers
or maybe get high
I've got some condoms
if you wanna have fun
But by that time you
were already done?

I wasn't 30 seconds after that
I already had you on your back
I began to spin and twirl
You didn't know I was a nympho girl
I guess my plan just all went wrong
This is a shitty Middle Class Hero song
So my advice to you would not be
A sleazy sex crazed pervert like me



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Writer(s): Jason Pontero
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