Beers of Experience

Dude I'm getting sick of BobPaul
Yeah, what'd he do this time?
Well he got wasted last night
And left his peel in the front yard
And fell asleep in the hammock again
Aw, I hate washing the hammock
Yeah Ryan, I could tell

Alright Ass-face what are we getting?
Um, I don't know man, what do you think
Uh, you feeling uh loko son?
Fuck you, Lesley
How bout some seckies?
Nah we got those last time
Listen dude, I'm getting really sick of all the Porters
Oh yeah! Let's get a guinness
Are you serious dude, again?
I mean, I guess we can get something else
Dude, we should rob this place
What, wait what?
It's fine dude
Um, we should get this banana bread beer
Yeah, yeah yeah!
We'll get it, and then, we'll make BobPaul drink it
Until he realizes...
Dude that's sick
You know
This is why nobody lets you off the hook for sucking eggs
Ugh, fuck you Lesley
What, what are we getting?
Uh, lets try something new...
Um... How bout' this Flying Bison shit over here?
That's fuckin' nifty
What? What's a bison?
Eh, it's like a football team or something
It kinda looks like a Buffalo
Maybe it's the kind of Buffalo that Flies
Dude, Bison don't fly



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