Bad Guy (Addams Family style)

Da da da dum
Da da da dum
Lightning is always such a buzz
Sleepin' just like a vampire does
Creepin' around your house because
I spread some gasoline
My food my play with me instead
My family loves to wake the dead
None of my dolls deserve a head
Let's test the guillotine
So you're a nice kid
Not a single vice kid
Boring as white rice kid
So I'm a dark type
Chaos, gloom, and snark type
Circle like a shark type
Gonna leave a mark type
(Distorted): Am I the bad guy?
... Huh
I would say my interests are just different from yours
(Distorted): I'm not a bad guy
I like it when I'm in control
Bury some strangers in a hole
Let's hide those stop signs that we stole
Close your eyes, open wide
My mommy always finds her light
Pugsly is good with dynamite
Thing is a handful in a fight
Want some more cyanide?
So you're a sweet kid
Just can't take the heat kid
Boppin' to the beat kid
Truth is you're dead meat kid
I am spooky
Creepy and so kooky
Altogether ooky
No it's not a fluke, see?
(Distorted): Am I the bad guy?
Huh
The true evils of the world are colonialist hegemony
And pink glitter, so
Depends on what you mean by bad
Bad
It's been Addmses all along
I like a haunted book
I see you're pretty shocked by how far I'll go
Everyone's scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what they see
But maybe it's 'cause I'm holding this crossbow
I'm the bad guy
Fine
I'll be the bad guy
Bad guy (Distorted: bad guy, bad guy, bad guy)