Cheer Up, Kid

To all my friends who haven't noticed
That I've left yet
The last I heard they were drinking in laundromats
And I won't lie in ways I still love all of them
At the very least they'd piss on me if I were on fire
But that's only because they started the fire
And they were pissing on me anyways
It's just a long list of problems diagnosed by doctors
She don't want to kill herself
She wants somebody to stop her
I've got my problems too
Yeah I've got my problems too

Bird shot
Buck shot
Love is not blowing your brains out
You're young and you just lack sensibility
Third shot
Mug shot
Please stop lighting mortars off inside my chest
This is as bright as I'll ever be

I've got a couple of friends
Who figured that boundaries could bend
And I've got a couple more that are considerably fine
Jackie and Jeremy
They were making a movie
Way back when I was in therapy
For the third or fourth time
I know what they say when they say if it ain't fixed keep breaking it
I know what they say and what they're saying

I've looked at things from your perspective
And they seem unusual
But the main thing about delusional people
Is that they don't know they're delusional
I won't fight the whiskey because that would
Lead to me getting my ass whooped
And I know that it runs in the family
But I didn't expect to take the same L my dad took
It's just a long list of problems diagnosed by doctors
She don't want to kill herself
She wants somebody to stop her
I've got my problems too
Yeah I've got my problems too

Bird shot
Buck shot
Fun stops My thoughts just get darker
I don't wanna bum everybody out
Third shot
Mug shot
Please stop lighting mortars off inside my chest
This is as bright as I'll ever be

I've got a couple of friends
Who figured that boundaries could bend
And I've got a couple more that are considerably fine
Jackie and Jeremy
They were making a movie
Way back when I was in therapy
For the third or fourth time
I know what they say when they say if it ain't fixed keep breaking it
I know what they say and what they're saying