Three Time Loser

Oh, yeah

Standin' here e'ry night waitin' my number
But she is somewhere touching up another fool
In a jukebox job downin' blues
In her leopard-skin anklehigh boots
While I'm jackin' off
Readin' Playboy on a hot afternoon, yeah

I'm a three-time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
Shook it up in East Virginia
Now my friends say it's here to stay
Now listen

How dare you have a party in a Chelsea basement, yeah
When the poor excited Jezebel said, "Come outside"
She feel me up against my face
Put her dirty hands down in my pants
She took all of my money
Left me naked by the silvery moon

I'm a three-time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
Shook it up in East Virginia
Now my friends say it's here to stay

Roll away, roll away all of you women
I don't think I need you anymore
There'll be no more doctor's bills
There'll be no more swallowing pills
And I've found a woman that can witness that in blood out of me

I'm a three-time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
Shook it up in East Virginia
But now my friends say it's here to stay
I'm a three-time loser
Caught it up in Monterey
Shook it up in East Virginia
Now my friends say it's here to stay

I'm a three-time loser (loser, loser, loser yeah)
Caught it up in Monterey
Shook it up in East Virginia
Now my friends say it's here to stay (one more time)
I'm a three-time loser (loser, loser, loser yeah)
Caught it up in Monterey
Shook it up in East Virginia
Now my friends say it's here to stay
I'm a three-time loser (oh yeah)
Well I caught it up in Monterey