PREGAME

When I came out the womb
Swear I had a pair of vapors on
Laced em' up with no flop, 5/8's that's my cut
Poppin' goalies bottles, drinking out my sippy cup
Preschool fucking draft pick, classroom gettin active
Bottles of that apple juice, like I just won the Stanley cup
Autograph my teachers titty, knew she was a "D" cup
Took my first slap shot, before my first flu shot
Always aiming high, baby top shelf that's my spot
Didn't run at recess, I just ran the power-play
First Spanish word that learned was verdé
Yeah I need it andalé, I just wanna roll and skate
NHL I'll play one day, but beer leagues what we really make

Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Roll it up, and watch me float away
Flyin' by, on my mutha fuckin vapes
Lace em' up, and you can catch the dang's
I put rubber through muther fuckin' legs

Back in the day I would ride my bike
To kings soopers loading dock to snipe
Smooth concrete got the sauce so nice
Puck filled bag like a coach on ice
Wall still scuffed, shot 1000 times
Got kicked out, oh well it's fine
For the love of the game, say it one more time
For the love of the game I did some time
Wouldn't give it back for Oprah's dime
With the boys in locker dishing out fines
Gotta watch rooks, these kids are crooks
If you fall in warmups, fits the crime
Better pay that shit, right one time
For the beer budget all good and fine
I got the fake so you know who buyin'
Gotta couple bottles, a case of Coors light
Post game party, if we win tonight
300 how we sacrifice
Might be bones, or there might blood
But we got the dub, so it's on tonight
So it's on tonight, we got the dub
So it on tonight, so it's on tonight
Team function, only girls invite
No dicks aloud, like a hardcore dyke
Better bring your own, if your drinking Mikes
Wanna play beer pong, get drunk
Talkin' bout that goal I scored tonight
Yeah I know, I know that shit was nice
No penalties though, so lemme know
Would you let me in the box tonight

Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Let's get high and skate
Roll it up, and watch me float away
Flyin' by, on my mutha fuckin vapes
Lace em' up, and you can catch the dang's
I put rubber through muther fuckin' legs



Credits
Writer(s): Donald Nordstrom
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