Santa Claus Is a Pedo
Ugh, Trap Cow, I fucking hate this Christmas Music
I hate it too, J-Diggity-Dog
Hahahahahaha, don't call me that
Sorry!
Anyway, I'm going to expose the fuck out of Christmas
No
Merry Christmas Santa, I hope that you die
I hope that reindeer Rudolph gives you a big cream pie
Get off my dick, stop licking my prostate
Baby all I want for Christmas is to have that pedo castrated
Go down to Westfield's during Christmas time
Parents got their kids by their side
Kids jumping round, they waiting in line (Yeah!)
Sadly this year he's been busy online
The only thing that's on his mind (Yeah!)
Is that big sixty-nine (Woo!)
He touched up on my jingle bells and then he ate my cookie!
Rudolph tried to guide him, yeah, that Santa Claus a rookie!
Merry Christmas Santa, I hope that you die
I hope that reindeer Rudolph gives you a big cream pie
Get off my dick, stop licking my prostate
Baby all I want for Christmas is to have that pedo castrated
Santa Claus came in my room last night
He said he's got such a full sack
He promised he's gonna unload it on me
I just gotta help him with, Jack?
My chestnut's rested on Santa's open fire
Sweat comes down, it's heating up
Robe comes down, it's rising up
I am Santa's drummer boy, I beat my little drum for him
Faster, faster, faster, faster, ra-pra-pa-pa-pa-cum!
Ho, Ho, Ho
I see you've been a naughty girl this year Trap Cow
Fuck you, Santa!
What are you gonna do, give me coal?
Well how about I light that shit on fire
And shove it up your asshole, bitch
Or better yet, I'll shoot your sleigh down right over the Burj Khalifa
That spire will go straight through your phallus
While Santa deniers spray their liquid diarrhea into your face
Ho Ho, Ho?
I hate it too, J-Diggity-Dog
Hahahahahaha, don't call me that
Sorry!
Anyway, I'm going to expose the fuck out of Christmas
No
Merry Christmas Santa, I hope that you die
I hope that reindeer Rudolph gives you a big cream pie
Get off my dick, stop licking my prostate
Baby all I want for Christmas is to have that pedo castrated
Go down to Westfield's during Christmas time
Parents got their kids by their side
Kids jumping round, they waiting in line (Yeah!)
Sadly this year he's been busy online
The only thing that's on his mind (Yeah!)
Is that big sixty-nine (Woo!)
He touched up on my jingle bells and then he ate my cookie!
Rudolph tried to guide him, yeah, that Santa Claus a rookie!
Merry Christmas Santa, I hope that you die
I hope that reindeer Rudolph gives you a big cream pie
Get off my dick, stop licking my prostate
Baby all I want for Christmas is to have that pedo castrated
Santa Claus came in my room last night
He said he's got such a full sack
He promised he's gonna unload it on me
I just gotta help him with, Jack?
My chestnut's rested on Santa's open fire
Sweat comes down, it's heating up
Robe comes down, it's rising up
I am Santa's drummer boy, I beat my little drum for him
Faster, faster, faster, faster, ra-pra-pa-pa-pa-cum!
Ho, Ho, Ho
I see you've been a naughty girl this year Trap Cow
Fuck you, Santa!
What are you gonna do, give me coal?
Well how about I light that shit on fire
And shove it up your asshole, bitch
Or better yet, I'll shoot your sleigh down right over the Burj Khalifa
That spire will go straight through your phallus
While Santa deniers spray their liquid diarrhea into your face
Ho Ho, Ho?
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Writer(s): Trap Cow
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