The TacoMan - Remix

There once was a channel that put to sea
The man on the channel was named rudy
The prints went up, singles dipped down
He'd Buy Those Cards And Hold

He had not been two weeks in store
When Rudy made his first big score
His patrons called all hands and swore
They'd buy Alpha and hold

Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold

He built the bridge he's living under
From his hoarded planechase blunder
He's still down there slapping chalupas
Until they turn to gold

Now cardboard product fills his store
Pokemon cards block the bathroom door
His ex girlfriend dumped him and swore
He should have gone and sold

Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold

No card is safe, no format stable
As reprint sets destroy your singles
Old Man Rudy told you so...
Reserved List to the Moon

The greed monster smells free tendies
From secondary market equity
Rudy shouts to buy the list
As printers all go brrrrrrrrrrrr

Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold

Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold