Waterfowl

This childhood flashback's about to get duckin weird
Make em make the first move JJ
Make em make the first move

Wrap nets like a Flying V
A butterfly you can't catch
Just a fly and bee
Still you throw em in the jar with the caterpillars
Same thief supply beef
Fuckin cattle killers
Still this high carb diet is white garb riot
Caucasian saviors eyeless try to pilot
Forsaken behaviors new diet to quiet
Shame they end up maiming David
When they're aiming for Goliath
Cause they're bigger than us, richer than us
Used to think they're stronger than us
But longer I trust, this team
Got more facial hair now
So I know what it means
Move as one is the dream
Cause I'm damn near clear at the end of my rope
Rancher Dwayne steering strays
Still been sending out hope
Know our bonds only strong as our weakest link
Told me to bring the water heater
Brought the whole damn sink
Flow got you lookin fresh outta the shower
Distraction in fire barrel ain't stealing ya power
They'll cheat you and bust ya knees
But you shan't stay sour
Won't wait for this ice to freeze
Don't duck, can't cower
You gotta pause, set up, then rip that rhyme
And never give a subtle fuck cause it's knuckle puck time

Black swan in the pond
Wanna bond
With the gaggle of geese
But gee I'm so far beyond
Flying south for winter
Sliver fingers for cinders
Leaving lincoln log lifters
I'm a 3D printer
And it's mallard powered
All encountered flowered
Till these fowler words
Devour prowler birds
Shower herds in kool-aid
Tower nerds in cool shade
One third of tools fight
The word of fools flight
Y'all might have been early
But I bite that worm
That's a protein straw
You gotta fight that squirm
Picking effort over pressure
Savvy sun rising endeavor
Pick an expert over Cheshire
Daffy decimate Sylvester
Observe the trash pro
Serve the flash flow
Burn the hash slow
Return to Bash Bro
This stew I smell surely exhibits swell earth, shit
All I can say is, two minutes well worth it

Quack quack quack
Tried to warn em of the muskie
But they just brushed me
Off, like the owner of a husky
Trust me, it must be
This ain't a boy crying wolf
Just a little bit rusty
Elastic tactics
Yet a little bit dusty
But won't stop Peking
Till you put it on my bill
Not a drill, so skilled
Still running for the thrill
This game of life is supposed to be fun
Hope they find me alive
When I'm dead and done
Not identifying ducklings die on Great Lake beaches
Testify against those bucks
Flint, Michigan teaches
That this waters foul
They offer alters prowl
And we're the prey, not ok
Gettin corkscrewed now
They'll portray some sorta ballet or play
Display of the cabaret
Just a carrion marionette
Take a bow

So we'll fly together
Get high together
Ask why together
Till the the sky splits, my wit's spry forever
No cry emits, lying spits wilder weather
Evolution of the ancients
Move from Dinos to replacements
Have your head upon a swivel
Raptor spy is clever
Trap is set
Don't take the bait
It's just a scrap, a paperweight
And it might snap, I know I'd hate
Those no eye guys in blinds nap as they wait
And for fuck's sake dude
Can we stop feeding ducks fucking bread
It's not good for them
And there are so many better foods you could give them
If you're intent on inserting yourself into their ecosystem

Bet if these rhymes were a Big Mac you'd catch em
I can't even trust you with socks
You'd mismatch em
Yet if lines simple and wack then you'd snatch em
Job of the general or captain, dispatch em
A dark winged duck living opposite lives
Wanna migrate the medicine
Hope hope arrives
Same time to fly straight to nest and gyrate
Why wait on what's genuine
Till skeleton, protect the hive
Take a gander here, I'm not one
Of those happy ending with the plot spun
Canter of a cantor
A commander made of candor
Still aim dangerous as Dick Cheney with a shotgun
But I keep it on safety
It ain't me to play it too hasty
But lately been crazy
Mistaken for lazy
Corn, barley, peas daily
Feed em something tasty in the hot sun