This Is How I Die

This is me
I am just a simple guy
I've no luck
Everything wants me to die
To die

Killed by my Fridge
Jumped off a bridge
Fell down a crack
Had a heart attack
Caught on fire
Squashed with tyres
This is how I die

This is me
I am just a simple man
The Universe
Wants to kill me and it can
It can

Crushed with big rock
Electric shock
Fell from my shed
Then I lost my head
It is shark week
There's a gas leak
This is how I die

Choked on twiglets
Death by piglets
Shot by my wife
Stabbed with massive knife
It was too cold
I got too old
This is how I die



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Kerton
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