That's My Gran

Ninety years old
She smells just like ass mould
But she's family
And that makes her dear to me

That's my Gran
That's my Gran
Farting like a man
See her do turds in her all bran
That's my Gran
That's my Gran
Driving in her van
Running everybody over
Just cos she can

Doesn't care
She's got crap in her hair
But she's family
And that makes her dear to me

That's my Gran
That's my Gran
Running with a plan
Hitting that bloke with a saucepan
That's my Gran
That's my Gran
With her wrinkly tan
Amazes everybody
With her life span

That's my Gran
That's my Gran
Bearded like a man
Airing herself with the big fan
That's my Gran
That's my Gran
Bakes a wicked flan
She's so old she was there when
The Earth began



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Kerton
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