Best Served Cold

Before she was five it all begun
The war with Tom Howe
From next door but one
And for years
It went on
You see, Tom Howe would break her toys
Push her off her bike
And say she looks like a boy
And he'd laugh with such joy

Till the day came around
She stripped him bare
And marched him right through town

As the crowd gathered round
She took a bow
And proudly she announced

I told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
Told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
Well look who's laughing now
Tom Howe

But when she stopped
To weigh it up
All of those nasty things he'd done
It just wasn't enough
Like that time he took her phone
And shared those photos that he stole
How they laughed at her moles

So late one night
She cut his breaks
And then she just sat tight
He was just out of sight
She heard the crash
And cried out in delight

I told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
Told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
Well look who's laughing now
Tom Howe

Yes, I told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
Told you I'd do it
I told you I'd do it
I bet you're not laughing now
Somehow