Welcome…

Hello, I am the amazing Karnak
I was designed to predict the exact time and place of someone's death
So you already know you're in for a good time
And welcome to the ride, "The Cyclone album"
Where through my years of prognostication, I've realized that
The only thing that makes less money than theatre is releasing an album on a streaming service

Yes, this is the talking part of the album that you will remove from the playlist in future rotations
Or perhaps you are listening to this on a Vinyl record
And have to go through the painstaking process of skipping this track manually
All because of your absurd insistence that sound technology has not progressed since the year 1877
Eventually, you will resign yourself to sitting through this talking part multiple times
Weeping openly in the fetal position, one step closer to that realization that free will is just a fridge magnet
And we live briefly in a cold, unfeeling, deterministic universe in an abandoned warehouse called time

Ah, musicals
And now, without further ado
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Saint Cassian Chamber Choir from Uranium City, Saskatchewan



Credits
Writer(s): Brooke Maxwell, Jacob Richmond
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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