Dance Baby Dance

I noticed you up against the wall
With a chip on your shoulder that made you eight feet tall
Thought I'd penetrate your brick house stone
So I ventured out of my comfort zone
I strutted out with my bag of tricks
Like a jester with a seventies mix
Launched a move on the parquet floor
Blaring the Bee Gees I hit that floor
There were dropping jaws and gaping lips
As the crowd endured my swinging hips
A mirrored ball and some lava lamps
The music was cranked up a million amps
Dance baby dance
All I want to do is dance with you
Give me half a chance
All I want to do is dance with you (dance with you)
The crowd began to clap when I did the twist
A blast from the past but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I... I couldn't resist

They were rushing in from near and far
To see the fat old dude dancing on the bar
My shirt was soaked, my pants were ripped
My leather boots were half unzipped
But I sensed a crack, almost a smile
So I caught my breath and turned up the dial
Dance baby dance
All I want to do is dance with you
Give me half a chance
All I want to do is dance with you (dance with you)
The crowd had formed a raucous ring
They were egging on my, my, my, my, my, my, my... my groovy swing

So I cranked it up, threw my hip out of whack
Just ignored that pain shooting through my back
The ambulance came and I danced to the door
The whistling crowd was asking for more
I must have passed out, the last thing I remember
You walked up to the stretcher and gave me your number
Dance baby dance
All I want to do is dance with you
Give me half a chance
All I want to do is dance with you
Dance baby dance
All I want to do is dance with you
Give me half a chance
All I want to do is dance with you
Dance baby dance
All I want to do is dance with you
Give me half a chance
All I want to do is dance with you (dance with you)
Dance baby dance (oh, that's it baby)
Dance baby dance (just give me a smile)
Dance baby dance (oh yeah)
Dance baby dance
Give me half a chance
And all I want to do is dance with you
Dance baby dance (we'll go out next weekend)
Dance baby dance (aw, just you and me baby)
Dance baby dance (mmm, you're gonna love it)
All I want to do is dance with you
Give me half a chance
And all I want to do is dance with you
(Come on, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dance baby dance (woo hoo)
Dance baby dance (we're going out, baby)
Dance baby dance (aw, just you and me)
Give me half a chance (woo hoo)
Cause all I want to do is dance with you
(Come on, baby, dance, dance, dance)
(Come on, baby, dance, dance, dance)
(Woo hoo, come on, baby)