Just Whenever

I hate to hear the birds
'Cause that means we're way past that part of the night
You threw all of your smokes
'Cause it brought back that itch in your mouth

And you said you should quit
With that unconvincin' tone
You already used it the last time
Then you switched to tobacco
But you know I don't mind
But you know that I don't mind

I hate to hear your uncle
He always made me feel like shit
When he asked what I'll do when I grow up
Next month I'll be 23
But you know I don't mind
But you know that I don't mind

So call me up when you have time
We can even watch some "Girls" at my place
I don't mind, I don't mind
So call me up just whenever
We can even talk about the weather
I don't mind, I don't mind

I hate to hear your poems
You don't even write that good
When you read, I'd doze off
Then pretend that I don't but you won't look
And I got you my favorite record
It's still rottin' out on your shelf
You could try and use it as your ashtray
When you burn me at both ends

So call me up when you have time
We can even watch some "Girls" at my place
I don't mind, I don't mind
So call me up just whenever
We can even talk about the weather
I don't mind, I don't mind (whoa)

When you stayed, I was always surprised
'Cause what's in it for you if you're passin' me by?
I would watch while you whirled in such a frenetic pace
When I yelled, you took it all with contrite
'Cause what more can you add if you know that I'm right
So you go while I'm left in such a confoundin' haze