Too Bad That Erections Don't Come with Directions

Knock, knock, who's there? Morning wood
They played the anthem and my wee wee has stood
Never been camping but I'm pitching a tent
Trying to hide my beast but truly I can't

Even in the morning you can ask any stoner
It's hard to get rid of an unwanted boner
Maybe you're in public, maybe you're in class
Staring at a thong at some fine piece of ass

And you're trying to sit and not stand up
But your little friend just won't give up
Cross your legs and hide your shame
No one knows that you're not to blame

Too bad that erections don't come with directions
Too bad that erections don't come with directions
Too bad that erections don't come with directions
Too bad that erections don't come with directions

An erect penis is hard to control
Trying to hide my beast, but my beast won't fall
Trying to hide it though it's big as a tower
Picturing a fat, hairy guy in the shower

Don't feel bad even every priest
Has trouble controlling his massive beast
Every guy out there has been battle scarred
While talking to a girl and she sees that it's hard

What is this? Not what you think this is?
Just the crease, happens when there is a breeze
Don't tell anyone please, please
No it's not you it's just my keys

Not that I'm not attracted to you
On the contrary quite, yes I do
I don't know what else I can spew
Ever since my erection set this all askew

But you're walking away
And I watch you as you walk
And I stand there lonely
Stroking on my massive... Ego

Walking down the street with my big rocket
Where is that rocket? It's right in my pocket
Not in my pocket maybe more to the right
Witness my penis in its all glory might

Even in the hall, in the mall, playing basketball
I can't stall my penis six feet tall
Phone me for erection, I'll answer the call
I ran too fast and then I hit the wall

Too bad that erections don't come with directions
Too bad that erections don't come with directions
Too bad that erections don't come with directions
Too bad that erections don't come with directions

Natural selection, girl see my erection
No it's not hate, it's a sign of affection
My dick's its own, and it's got its own actions
Got a hard-on in class while learning some fractions

See the connection, it's built to perfection
Flawless indeed, there's no need for inspection
Always out there, hence the detection
No reason boners, what an infection

Put your dicks up in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care
So what if you're in the county fair
Let those motherfuckers stare

Put your dicks up in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care
My dick is so hard my pants are starting to tear
Staring at another guy's just to compare

Just to compare
Just to compare
Just to compare