It's Not Me, It's You
You're pushing thirty
And your mom is your roommate
Netflix and a six pack
Is your idea of a hot date
We never have to choose
Between your place or mine
And it gets really old
Having you here all the time
You think you're so funny
But it's you that's the joke (ha)
You talk a big game
But you're just blowing smoke
You might think I'm crazy
And that may be true
But let's be honest honey
It's not me, it's you
Oh no no
You sleep in all day
And play Xbox all night
You never tell me the truth
And all we ever do is fight
You don't open doors
You don't even pick up the check
You have no idea
How to show me respect
You think you're so funny
But it's you that's the joke (ha)
You talk a big game
But you're just blowing smoke
You might think I'm crazy
And that may be true
But let's be honest honey
It's not me, it's you
Ooh, yeah
I need someone I can depend on and trust
You don't offer either
So this relationship's a bust
Ugh! Here I go again
You think you're so funny
But it's you that's the joke (ha)
You talk a big game
But you're just blowing smoke
You might think I'm crazy
And that may be true
But let's be honest honey
Let's be honest honey
It's not me, it's you
Ooh
It's your stubbornness
And your hot mess
And your broke ass too
Oh, did I mention it's you?
And your mom is your roommate
Netflix and a six pack
Is your idea of a hot date
We never have to choose
Between your place or mine
And it gets really old
Having you here all the time
You think you're so funny
But it's you that's the joke (ha)
You talk a big game
But you're just blowing smoke
You might think I'm crazy
And that may be true
But let's be honest honey
It's not me, it's you
Oh no no
You sleep in all day
And play Xbox all night
You never tell me the truth
And all we ever do is fight
You don't open doors
You don't even pick up the check
You have no idea
How to show me respect
You think you're so funny
But it's you that's the joke (ha)
You talk a big game
But you're just blowing smoke
You might think I'm crazy
And that may be true
But let's be honest honey
It's not me, it's you
Ooh, yeah
I need someone I can depend on and trust
You don't offer either
So this relationship's a bust
Ugh! Here I go again
You think you're so funny
But it's you that's the joke (ha)
You talk a big game
But you're just blowing smoke
You might think I'm crazy
And that may be true
But let's be honest honey
Let's be honest honey
It's not me, it's you
Ooh
It's your stubbornness
And your hot mess
And your broke ass too
Oh, did I mention it's you?
Credits
Writer(s): Chelsea Faulds, Lindsey Debroux
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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