I Kidnapped Willie Nelson
Well i'd used up all my favors
Pestered all my friends
Had no one left to torture with my shitty songs again
So I Kidnapped Willie Nelson
At an Austin honky tonk
Laid him out with an Epiphone and I stuffed him in my trunk
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
So he'd listen to my song
Didn't mean to hurt him but he should have sang along
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
Guess he's got bad luck
Never shoulda told me that my masterpiece did suck
We'll we stayed up all night drinking
I played the song on loop
Poked him with a cattle prod but he wouldn't change his tune
So I raised my hand to strike a blow
That'd really make him ring
When all to my astonishment the man began to sing
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
And he listened to my song
He must have really liked it cuz he danced and sang along
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
What a thing to steal
Says If i release him he will give me a record deal
Who knew an old mans femur
Would be my lucky break
I'll say he heard my song one day and things just up and changed
I'll buy myself a pardon
And he'll sign an NDA
So i get paid
Well the sun began to rear its head
And we'd smoked up all the tree
So I asked him for some last advice before I set him free
He said son your tune it ain't half bad
But the words are kinda dumb
Quit tryna be a cowboy you ain't foolin anyone
Yea I strangled Willie Nelson
Cuz he criticized my song
Shame he went and blew it man I thought we'd get along
Yea I strangled Willie Nelson
Good things never last
Wrapped him up and tossed him down the well with Johnny Cash
Pestered all my friends
Had no one left to torture with my shitty songs again
So I Kidnapped Willie Nelson
At an Austin honky tonk
Laid him out with an Epiphone and I stuffed him in my trunk
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
So he'd listen to my song
Didn't mean to hurt him but he should have sang along
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
Guess he's got bad luck
Never shoulda told me that my masterpiece did suck
We'll we stayed up all night drinking
I played the song on loop
Poked him with a cattle prod but he wouldn't change his tune
So I raised my hand to strike a blow
That'd really make him ring
When all to my astonishment the man began to sing
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
And he listened to my song
He must have really liked it cuz he danced and sang along
Yea I kidnapped Willie Nelson
What a thing to steal
Says If i release him he will give me a record deal
Who knew an old mans femur
Would be my lucky break
I'll say he heard my song one day and things just up and changed
I'll buy myself a pardon
And he'll sign an NDA
So i get paid
Well the sun began to rear its head
And we'd smoked up all the tree
So I asked him for some last advice before I set him free
He said son your tune it ain't half bad
But the words are kinda dumb
Quit tryna be a cowboy you ain't foolin anyone
Yea I strangled Willie Nelson
Cuz he criticized my song
Shame he went and blew it man I thought we'd get along
Yea I strangled Willie Nelson
Good things never last
Wrapped him up and tossed him down the well with Johnny Cash
Credits
Writer(s): John Shields
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